High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world. Yeah, join the club. What should we call this exclusive club? While you ruminate on that thought, continue reading to find the most comprehensive list of hilariously funny travel quotes that I’ve accumulated on all of my travels over the years. Because, we all need a good laugh every now and then… and today, you’re in for a good chuckle with these funny quotes about traveling….

Speaking of which,
what’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked? 

Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.

Chuckle the stress and anxiety away…
My intention for you as I write this: May you always find a reason to travel and laugh.

After all, laughter is the best medicine!

So read on for a whole load of funny travel quote inspiration, and have a good laugh!

Time to laugh: Let’s delve into these best funny travel quotes!

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Ok, without any further ado, let’s get into these travelling funny quotes…..

✓ THE BEST FUNNY TRAVEL QUOTES
that will make you laugh out loud

Some of the best quotes about traveling are those that put a smile on your face or get you laughing out loud.

With the sole intention of keeping you entertained and banishing any signs of boredom, I’ve compiled this list of funny travel captions. Be sure to share your favourite funny quotes on travel with your fellow travel addicts on insta.

I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m on the road to the airport.

I wish I had never gone travelling. Said no one ever.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.

I followed my heart and it led me to the airport. 

Good things come to those, who book flights.

Jet lag is for amateurs

— Dick Clark

Me: “I want to travel more.”
The bank account: “Like, to the park?”

I need a vacation that is so long, I forget all my passwords.

I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.

I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!

How about this travel joke?

People having babies.. and I’m like: “What country am I going to next?”

I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.

Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.

Work, save, travel, repeat.

I’m not lost, I’m exploring.

Travsessed (n.) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips.

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“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.”

– Theo Cowan 

Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?

Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.

— Al Gore

Work hard, travel harder.

“Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport. 

I’ve got 99 problems.
But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!

If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first? 

Running to the airplane gate is my cardio.

Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.

I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.

Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora.
Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.

I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash.

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✓ FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT TRAVELING

You do know that it takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown, right?
Well, continue scrolling to find more funny travel quotes

My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realise how lucky they are?

You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.

Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…
I think I’m gonna book the flight.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

— Mark Twain

I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “book that flight – you only live once.” 

Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia

— Charles M. Schulz

Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while.

I have not travelled everywhere, but it’s on my list.

Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.

I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.

I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…
anywhere!

So, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? I’m a visitor in my own house what the heck.

You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays

Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible.

— Anthony Bourdain

High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.

It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacation.

Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip.
Unpacks 3 months after coming home.

At the end of the day.. I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.

Never regret something that once made you smile.

I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance. 

If traveling was free, you’d never see me again!

Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I hope you always find a reason to laugh. Continue reading to discover some traveling quotes that are funny!

✓ FUNNY VACATION QUOTES

Enjoy this handful of funny quotes about vacation.

Vacation calories don’t count, right?

Don’t speak the language. Already said 3 times “what”. Now just smile and nod and hope for the best.

Girls just want to have… sun

A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.

Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Costa Rica ordering my third mojito.

Birds literally just eat, travel, and make a mess on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

— Henry Youngman

Education is important. But travel is importanter!

Yeah, working is great… but have you tried travelling?

The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.

How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Europe, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.

Overpacking. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails. 

Sunsets. Life’s way to saying: ‘good job, you survived another day. Here’s something pretty!

Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.

“I’m getting used to wearing flip flops everywhere.
It’s a dangerous place to be.
Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.”

Beer. Beach. Sunset. What more could you want?!

A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.

The worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognise you as a tourist!

— Russell Baker

Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of dr*gs and an animal carcass as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport.

Don’t be a tourist, be a traveller.

Forget the champagne and caviar, I want to travel the world and taste its exotic foods instead!

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I need Vitamin Sea

Procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.

You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.

When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.

Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable

Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Have a safe flight. Never return.

I know there is a flight leaving today that could bring me far, far away!

I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.

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✓ FUNNY TRAVEL CAPTIONS

These funny captions about travel for instagram will have you and your followers laughing out loud

Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

Life is better at the beach.

Backpacking is money spent on education.

Let’s wander where the WiFi is weak.

My dad watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.

All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.

Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married Me: I’m headed to the airport. 

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a pay-check to buy plane tickets.

That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.

All you need is love a passport

I need a reasonably paid job. Something like $2000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

It’s really bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.

I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.

You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful

— Paul Theroux

The airport is a lawless place. 
7 am? Drink a beer.
Tired? Sleep on the floor.
Hungry? Crisps now cost $18.

Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 ounces of whiskey, or 2 months of travel.

Sandy toes and salty kisses.

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

— John Steinbeck

In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to a tropical island.

You weren’t born to just pay bills and die.

If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 15-day Spanish island cruise.

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I’ve got a crush on the world.

Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.

I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.

— Caskie Stinnett

Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 14.

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean slate.

My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.

✓ FUNNY HOLIDAY QUOTES

Can’t get enough? Here are some fun traveling quotes that are funny and insightful

Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is into me.

Tan lines and unforgettable times.

Me: I’m not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.

One day life will get tired of upsetting you if you just keep smiling.

Not all who wander are lost.
They’re just looking for coffee.

By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.

I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford. 

When you’re trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some vacation island instead.

Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.

You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license.

Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside.

Me before vacation: “I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. I’m gonna stay in a hostel and everything.”
Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jet ski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncle’s new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*

Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.

Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.

Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.

Watches Netflix happily. Remembers you need to pack. Watches Netflix stressfully.

Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. 

Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.

Instead of driving a Mercedes to work, I’d rather ride on a bike to the beach.

Reality called, so I hung up.

Sun of a beach that’s a nice sunset

I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world. 

I travel because I have no idea what’s going on.

My favourite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I’m away.

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Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.

– Steve Martin

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking mojitos.

Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.

Me travelling. Person: “Un Cafe?” Me: “Oui” Person: “Sucre” Me: “Non” Person: “You speak very good french” Me: “Gracias”

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.. Then it dawned on me.

I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 day vacation. Just in case.

Fifty shades of… red, orange, pink, and purple.

Ladies, imagine this.
It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. 
You’re the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation.
You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.

Life’s a beach. Travel more

That’s about it for now. A hand picked selection of over 100 of the best funny travel quotes.

Over to you. What are some of your favourite travel puns and funny captions about travel? Let me know in the comments below. Before you go, be sure to check out this list of travel quotes for even more entertainment.

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Keep on exploring the world, 

Rai